The Partaking of Left Handed Cigarettes

Ask me random shit   I don't do much. Not anymore. I used to write...now I think all I do is get into brutal arguments about women's rights and who should ship who, what, and why.

I don't like people, but it's cool if you want to be like...mutual friends or whatever.

Witty and passive agressive lesbian, with a tiny self esteem and an obnoxiously loud voice when excited.

Learning to survive on the low end of the social ladder.

Message me and ask me junk because I don't do much at all.

Keep Calm and Zombie On -Siren Jax Carston

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

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asksweetiebot:

oni-queen:

jacksonspace:

thesecretkeith:

I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table

Interesting.

Scientist cats.

This post is relevant to my interests.

(Source: theamericankid, via melodysyper)

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